Hearts – Meh. I have a limited color spectrum and red isn’t in it. (though this dog might like them more than I do) →
Chocolate – Doggie poison.
Candy – Other doggie poison.
Flowers – You only get mad when I eat them.
Hugging – Not into it. I always confuse it with fighting. In my world, it’s just bad manners.
Cards – Dude, we’re back to the fact that I don’t have opposable thumbs. Getting it out of the envelope is simply humiliating… AND… I CAN’T READ. (I have someone transcribe my thoughts for this blog, remember?)
I mean, what’s in it for me? Admit it. Nothing.
Well, nothing except maybe an outfit with heart antlers or something equally unflattering.
I could go for at least a little extra treat in my bowl, an extra walk (or one at all), or one of those dog friendly cookies from a dog bakery.
Otherwise, I’m uninterested.
I’m just going to sleep here for now and wait until Friday when The Year of the Dog begins! Aww yeah!